We enter this IM conversation already in progress, where Norrin Radd and Leroy Zombie discuss who would win a fight: Norrin's floating luchador head IM icon, or Zombie's floating coffee mug with face IM icon...
SilverSurfer9090 [3:55 PM]: gotta get booze somehow, right? lol
Leroy Zombie [3:56 PM]: Sure.
SilverSurfer9090 [3:58 PM]: i think my luchador could body slam your coffee mug!!!
Leroy Zombie [3:59 PM]: Well, yeah, coffee mugs don't have hands. Or legs.
SilverSurfer9090 [3:59 PM]: well, they have hand-les!
Leroy Zombie [3:59 PM]: But no body to slam.
SilverSurfer9090 [3:59 PM]: <~~kicks own ass for that joke
SilverSurfer9090 [4:00 PM]: so, i could piss in him and he couldn't do anything?
Leroy Zombie [4:00 PM]: He could bite your penis.
SilverSurfer9090 [4:01 PM]: wait, wait, wait! he has no hands, but he has teeth for penis-biting?!?!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:01 PM]: insanity!
Leroy Zombie [4:01 PM]: Look at him. He has a mouth.
SilverSurfer9090 [4:01 PM]: well, actually i don't have hands either
SilverSurfer9090 [4:01 PM]: just a floating head
Leroy Zombie [4:01 PM]: But it represents a human, which has hands.
SilverSurfer9090 [4:02 PM]: and your mug represents a mug which has teeth?
Leroy Zombie [4:02 PM]: No, my mug is just a mug. There's nothing else it could be. You see what it is. They can only show the head of a lucha for a lack of space.
SilverSurfer9090 [4:03 PM]: but they show teeth and eyes on your mug!!!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:03 PM]: explain yourself!!!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:03 PM]: i demand of thee!!!
Leroy Zombie [4:03 PM]: I have a magic mug. You have part of a lucha because there's no room for the rest of the lucha.
SilverSurfer9090 [4:04 PM]: no much lucha, just lucha cabasa?
Leroy Zombie [4:04 PM]: No.
SilverSurfer9090 [4:04 PM]: no?
SilverSurfer9090 [4:05 PM]: well, my floating head can beat your magic coffee mug!!!
Leroy Zombie [4:05 PM]: No way!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:05 PM]: he knows kung-fu, bitch!!!
Leroy Zombie [4:05 PM]: Look at the eyes on the mug. He's an insane mother fucker! He knows how to snap your floating head's brain stem in 32 different flavors!
Leroy Zombie [4:06 PM]: VIVA LA CAFFEINE
SilverSurfer9090 [4:07 PM]: But my lucha drinks coffee for breakfast!!! he's a fuckin' wild man!!!
Leroy Zombie [4:07 PM]: My coffee mug watches wrestling tapes from 30 years ago! He's an insane mother fucker!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:08 PM]: plus, he'll snap his nose/handle off his flat face (flat faced like a mongoloid)
Leroy Zombie [4:08 PM]: Mine will burn off yours face with his ultra hot caffeinated goodness
SilverSurfer9090 [4:09 PM]: he wears a mask for protection from such cheap shots
Leroy Zombie [4:09 PM]: But his eyes are unprotected
SilverSurfer9090 [4:09 PM]: and he'll release his poo in your mugs head
Leroy Zombie [4:09 PM]: Your floating head doesn't have an anus in which to poo with!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:09 PM]: he poos out of his mouth, like south park
Leroy Zombie [4:10 PM]: Mine will put so much burn scar tissue on his face, he won't be able to open it!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:11 PM]: mine will put so much creamer in your mug he'll get constipated
Leroy Zombie [4:11 PM]: It's a mug. He doesn't need to poo.
SilverSurfer9090 [4:12 PM]: but he does need to drink coffee? you're a loon!
Leroy Zombie [4:12 PM]: He doesn't need to drink coffee
Leroy Zombie [4:12 PM]: He holds it for others!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:13 PM]: well, my guy can catch coffee with his mouth and spit it in your mugs face!!!
Leroy Zombie [4:13 PM]: My mug can splash your guy in the eyes and permanently blind the fucker!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:13 PM]: not after taking a van daminator!!!
Leroy Zombie [4:14 PM]: Your guy doesn't have legs!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:14 PM]: he throws the chair with his teeth, and then head-butts the opponents with the top of his hard skull
SilverSurfer9090 [4:15 PM]: indeed!
SilverSurfer9090 [4:16 PM]: ya know what, man?
SilverSurfer9090 [4:17 PM]: This is going on the blog
The conversation continues down this road...
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