I am an apple, I am a loner,
The peach is a whore, she fucked the banana,
What's his secret?
I wish I was the banana, sadly I am the apple,
He walked into the carrot's house after he left for work,
My last girlfriend was a raisin, she didn't put out
I don't look bad for an apple, I'm red,
My best friend is a tomato and gets laid all the time,
I'm at least as good as a tomato
I am the apple, I am a model airplane builder,
The onion told me I was a fuckin'loser,
Fuck that fat bitch, she stinks anyway
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