omg u suxx0r

You know what burns me?



Matches.



Just kidding. I'm here to talk about the so called "hackors" and "elitists" that plague the AOL chatrooms. I mean, seriously do these people have no lives whatsoever?



What's the purpose of sitting in a chatroom allllll day long and doing nothing but running programs? My inside source tells me that only one of them is even above the age of 18. So, basically, in the chatroom I frequent regularly, only one out of 73.4 "hackers" is actually older than I am. Geezus H. Christ, even I have more of a life than that.



And I think it's hilarious that these people call themselves "hackers" or "crackers" or what-the-fuck-ever. Know why? Because they can't do a damn thing. Not a single one of them knows the first thing about C++ or virii or Superbit(I don't know where this name came from, leave me alone) or probably even how many bytes are in a megabyte. All they know how to do is double click an icon and run it. Ooooooh, wow, what technical prowess! I fear for my life! Not even the guy that started bringing them in the chatroom has a clue what he's doing. He just downloads the programs and edits them a wee bit.



Yeah, I'm getting really scared now, dontcha know.



The funniest part about these people is how they type and their screen names. Apparently they're special because their screen names are in all lowercase letters. Oooh, big man. You're tough with a screen names like "u suxx0r" and "im a newb". Here's one for you... "i still live with mom." How about "daddy touched me when i was 5?" On top of that, they also type in all lowercase letters and try to make fancy emoticons. Wow, I ph34r ur l337 n3kk1d 5k1ll5.



And the scrolling thing... give me a break, it's fucking stupid already. What do you accomplish by scrolling randomly colored letters or little smiley faces for 3 hours in a chatroom? Are you really so lifeless that you get a kick out of sitting and staring at a screen scrolling down, filled with this shit for hour upon hour upon hour upon hour upon hour upon hour? Me thinks there's some people out there that need to get laid, and for once, I'm not one of them.



This whole "hacker language" think is pretty ridiculous too. Here's the basic key:



5 = s

3 = e

4 = a

7 = t

1 = i

2 = r

8 = b



And probably some others that don't really matter. Here's something maybe they'll understand:



4v324g3 m4l3: 8==========>

4v324g3 h4ck32: 8=>



Yeah, that was lame. Leave me the hell alone.



Man, I hate this hacko's, as one mysteriously gay, gothic, and vegan person I know puts it.



In conclusion: People that scroll bots in chatrooms are juvenile little fuckers that need to get a life and possibly a girlfriend, and Armand is still pathetically homosexually and gothically vegetarian.



-LZ