After several years of marriage, and a seemingly picture perfect relationship, tragedy has struck the Urkel and Winslow families, respectively.
At 2:45 a.m. police responded to a frantic 911 call. Laura Urkel told the emergency operator that her husband, Steve Urkel, was high on cocaine and becoming unusually violent. At that time the call was cut-off. When officers arrived on the scene a few moments later, they found the body of Laura Urkel, lying on the bedroom floor with a pair of suspenders wrapped around her neck, and a pocket protector stuffed in her mouth. Found inside the hallway closet, on the floor clutching a bowling pin and a tube of KY jelly, was Mr. Urkel.
Urkel says, "I loved Laura! I couldn't have killed her!"
Mr. Urkel was arrested on the spot and taken into police custody. Once downtown, he began to tell the entire story, and how everything went totally wrong.
Steve had been partying a lot more since getting his new job at Apple. He was hanging with a new group of friends, and getting into some bad things.
"We would snort a few lines and then put together new motherboards! I'm talkin' about some wild shit!" Steve told police during their interview.
When Steve got home that night, Laura noticed some lipstick on his glasses. He tried to hide the truth, but Laura said she was going to her parent's house. Urkel then lost his mind, and strangled his wife to death.
"I loved her! I loved her! I loved her...Oh god, I loved that bitch!" Urkel stated through his tears, as he was led to his holding cell.
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