Wednesday, October 6, 2004

Spank Me, Mr. Rogers





Meet Robert Clark. The 61-year-old pervert was charged with spanking and kissing eight boys enrolled in the not-for-profit Pennsylvania video workshop he ran. According to the Upper Moreland Police Department affidavit (in which the cops have redacted the kids' names), the retired teacher was a serial spanker who preyed on children as young as nine, often giving them whacks across their behinds as a sick birthday gift. Clark, pictured in a police mug shot, is being held in lieu of $100,000 bail. He has also been ordered to stay away from all children he is not related to.



UPDATE: A Pennsylvania judge last week signed an order granting Clark's motion to dismiss a 48-count indictment filed against him last year. Judge Lawrence A. Brown concluded that Clark's spanking ritual was "foolish," but not "criminal." Montgomery County prosecutors are deciding whether to appeal Brown's ruling.



SilverSurfer9090: That guy reminds me of my neighbor. When I was a kid he used to show me magic tricks. For some reason, the tricks only worked when I took off my clothes. Of course, when I got older I realized that my neighbor was molesting me. I told him about it, and we stared at each other for a moment...Then we laughed our heads off!(Sighs)Oh, those were the days!

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