Dial-a-Whore!

Local newspapers have it all! News, entertainment, job listings, and advertisements! Oh, the advertisements... what gems of rural commerce they are! Of course, they have call girl services too! I'm sure I'm gonna call a woman to come over to my place for an "In/Out Call", and NOT have sex with her! Pardon me, I have to go laugh myself into a coma!




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"In/Out Calls, huh?...I get it!"