Pee-wee's Playhouse

Hey, folks! Pee-wee Herman is back, and better than ever! Forget what you might have read in the papers, or seen on the internet. Sure, there's been some more charges involving so-called "kiddie porn", but what exactly does that mean anyway, right?

So, today we announce with great excitement, the new joint business venture of Pee-wee Herman, and Marilyn Manson. Pee-wee's Playhouse and Museum of Erotic Art! For years, Pee-wee has claimed that his "kiddie porn" collection is harmless erotic artwork. Now, he can prove it!




"Want to play in my clubhouse? Haw huh ha ha!"



At Pee-wee's Playhouse and Museum of Erotic Art we not only display child pornography for the viewing pleasure of the entire family unit, we also create it! That's right, folks! You get to join the fun, as our staff of costume designers and professional photographers help you create your own "works of art"! Just don't tell the police!

And for the art lover who can't afford that expensive and hard-to-find babysitter, we have Pee-wee's Play Area, where the tots get to play with our very own Pee-wee impersonator. Our Pee-wee wannabe is also skilled in the art of sensual massage, so the children are relaxed and rested when they're returned to their folks!

So, come on down, and rediscover the magic of Pee-wee Herman!



Disclaimer: The magic of Pee-wee Herman is illegal in 13 states, and may not wash out of all fabrics.