Today, I finally put my theory of Sexual Expansion into action, and proved my hypothesis to be fact. I wrapped my hamster in electrical tape. Then, I commenced to fornicate with the tiny mammal. After ejaculation, the animal was still alive. Unlike the previous test subject, who exploded like a rat in a microwave. So my theory, that electrical tape would reduce expansion and risk of hamster detonation, was proven to be scientific fact. And my brother tried to say my laboratory was a joke, who's laughing now!?
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