These are suggestions for crank calls, but feel free to grab your own local phonebook.
Kent - Forest Lawn
Funeral Home & Cemeteries
(850)763-4694 - Tell them you want to bury grandma, but what can we do for say...$250.00.
Parker Sanitation
(850)914-2112 - My kids put the damn cat in the oven, so when can you pick it up?
Source of Life
Health Food Store
(850)763-4843 - What supplements should my dog take? My vet says he has to lose weight. I already bought him the sweat suit.
I think crank calls can be the highest form of entertainment.
(Also: Call your grandparents pretending to be the highway patrol, saying the whole family was killed by an eighteen wheeler loaded with pornographic material. It's a good one.)
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