Bedrock News Update!
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were arrested today, after undercover officers discovered a plot to have their wives killed, in a bizarre murder for hire scheme. When questioned about where they got such an idea in their heads, the men responded, "Kazoo!"
They insisted they got orders to kill from a small green flying martian. Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble could not be reached for comment at this time. The official charges are expected to be released shortly.
The men were not successful in their plot, however they were quite successful in stabbing the family dog 74 times with a dinosaur bone. Afterward, Mr. Flintstone was quoted as saying "Fuck that Dino-piece of shit!"
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