Penile Implants

The information is true and factual(www.penisreview.com). The information in red is strictly for my own enjoyment.





Penis Implant - Is it for you?(Do you suffer from oldman's penis?)

Penis Enlargement is not a new idea, but it is something more commonly discussed these days, thanks to new medical advancements, including penis enlargement capsules and penis enlargement surgery. As penis enlargement surgery is a big and serious step, we encourage you to read the following information and decide if a penis implant is the right choice for you.(You know i'm gonna read up, before i get my banana split!)

Penis Implant Surgery

Penis implant surgery involves insertion of semi-flexible plastic bars or an inflatable prosthesis in the penis.(I've already heard enough! Sign me up!) The former produces a permanent, partial erection. The latter can be inflated at will.(Go-go gadget penis!) Penis implants can be a viable option for men suffering from impotence or partial erectile dysfunction. Implant surgery is performed by a licensed urologist and will usually require a hospital stay of 3 to 7 days.(A guy with a van by the mexican border) Most patients can expect complete recovery without complications. Allow about 4 weeks for recovery from surgery. Penile sensations and sexual arousal should be near normal.

Implant surgical risk increases with:

Obesity. Smoking. Stress. Poor nutrition. Recent or chronic illness. Alcoholism. Use of drugs such as: antihypertensives; muscle relaxants; tranquilizers; sleep inducers; insulin; sedatives; beta-adrenergic blockers; or cortisone. Use of mind-altering drugs, including: narcotics; psychedelics; hallucinogens; marijuana; sedatives; hypnotics; or cocaine.(Or anyone who might have the surgery!)

Penis Implants - How they work.(:::pulls out pen and paper:::)

The diagram at right shows the placement of the reservoir behind the abdominal wall.The cylinders are in the penis.The pump is in the scrotal sac.(Just like my basketball shoes!Sweet!) At the top of the pump is the inflation site which is squeezed to push fluid into the cylinders. At the bottom of the pump is the deflation site which is squeezed to allow the fluid to return to the reservoir.

After Implant Surgery

Avoid vigorous exercise for 6 weeks after surgery.(a.k.a. NO FUCKIN'!) Resume sexual relations when your doctor determines that healing is complete. Resume driving 1 week after returning home.(note: Driving is stressful on your doodle)

Call your doctor if:

Pain, swelling, redness, drainage or bleeding increases in the surgical area. You develop signs of infection: headache, muscle aches, dizziness or a general ill feeling and fever. You experience new symptoms such as nausea, vomiting, constipation or abdominal swelling. You have pain or difficulty with urination. New, unexplained symptoms develop. Drugs used in treatment may produce side effects.(If any of the things in this paragraph happens to you, don't worry. You're just fuckin' dyin'!)