:::Rick James ascends to Heaven and meets St. Peter:::
St. Peter: State your name, please.
Rick James: I'm Rick James!
St. Peter: Rick...James?
Rick James: I'm one of the best lookin' motherfuckas ya' ever seen. I'm the best singer on the planet. Hold my drink, bitch!
St. Peter: I don't think your in the book!
Rick James: What nigga! I'm Rick James, bitch!
St. Peter: I'm afraid your going to have to go to hell, I'm sorry.
Rick James: ::starts singing as he descends through the clouds:: Cold Blooded!
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