These are items considered to be "Comedy Gold"
The Homeless- smelly drunken people in rags always entertains
The Uneducated- "I is as smart as you all, muvafuckas!" priceless
Children of Low Income Families- Kids in diapers, walking the streets at 3 a.m. always gets a chuckle
The Elderly- "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Terminal Illness- "You have six months to live." (laughs hysterically) aw, my sides!
Foreign Citizens- "The..cheese...is on...the table?" exactly, Pudshmir Googledak
Fallen Celebrities- "Really! I was in Revenge of the Nerds! I want star treatment!" assholes
The following items are not "Comedy Gold"
Midgets- It's just been done to death...a short death, but a death none the less
Minorities- Tacos, hot wings and kool-aid...have we not discuss all these things already?
And finally...
Michael Jackson- This well has been pumped dry... besides, Jackson is a disgrace to music, morality, and the ancient art of pedophilia
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