My neighbor called my house yesterday morning. She said that she had fallen off a step ladder while she was painting and that she needed help badly. I took a moment to gather my thoughts. As the humanitarian that I am, the suffering of others truly shakes me to the core. So, I told her to call 911 and not to call me when I'm trying to watch my American Gladiators videos. I immediately felt relief after ending my own human suffering by hanging up on her stupid ass. The next day, I found out she bled to death. If only I could have taught her about calling 911 sooner,............... she never would have bothered me! I'll be sure to tell the next neighbor.
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