"I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it." - John Kerry, on a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq
"I've seen how well things can work out pretty well for a C student." - President Bush, giving the Commencement Address at Louisiana State University
And finally...
"Now that we're on dog pee, we can have an interesting conversation about that. I do not recommend drinking urine...but if you drink water straight from the river, you have a greater chance of getting an infection than you do if you drink urine." - Howard Dean, teaching an 8th grade science class in La Crosse, Wisconsin
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