Why do I have a hard time making friends? All I want is a person to talk to and hang out with. Someone who isn't scared of duct tape and wire hangers on the stove. Someone who isn't a bitch and won't run straight to the cops if I let them out of their box for a few minutes on Sundays(The Lord's Day). It's complicated these days though. People are so cautious about talking to strangers, you know? I just wish I didn't have to wait behind the SafeWay for someone to take out the garbage for me to get the chance to tie some fat little piggy up to talk to about my beautiful combover(YOU can't tell!). Whatever, I guess I should be thankful for my friends at the local daycare where I work. Just kidding. Boo ya!
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