(Alternate title: The nosey old bitch in the apartment below me)
Quit looking out your blinds when I pull in,
I'm not gonna rape you, crazy old bitch!
I hate your dog, he looks like a ball of lint with teeth,
I hate your glasses, did you steal them from an Elton John auction?,
I hate your robe, it's baby blue and looks like shit,
I hate your head, you look like George Burns!
Quit looking out your blinds when I pull in,
I live in the fuckin' building, crazy old bitch!
No, I didn't hear the loud party last night,
No, I don't know who pissed in front of your door,
No, I don't know whose truck that is,
No, we didn't play my stereo until 3 am, I was in bed at 10 pm
Quit looking out your blinds when I pull in,
If you don't quit staring at me, I'm gonna RAPE your old ass!
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