My "To Do" list 02/18/05

1. do laundry

2. balance checkbook

3. dance queerly in front of my parents while they stare in complete silence at me

4. get some fruit roll-ups

5. molest myself again again

6. buy more yogurt and baby oil

7. taste the rainbow

8. renew NAMBLA membership

9. take out the trash

10. return Barry White album after sleepover at Father Carroll's