I saw this story and had to say something. First of all, you're not suppose to be wearing helmets if it's a Fight Club. Secondly, it's not suppose to be in some guys garage like you came over to play and have juice like a group of 2nd graders. Thirdly, flailing and kicking another nerd does not prepare you for the unadulerated rage of a real man. It only gives you false confidence which will cause you to do something stupid and eventually facilitate your own pummeling and aerial flight into a McDonalds dumpster. Don't think you're "all that" after beating up Rog while wearing a bicycle helmet, Keith!
Just because you happen to be 125 lbs. and only have selective pubic hair growth doesn't mean you're not a man. It just means that you're only half a man. It's sad, but those are the facts. Don't fight them with your soft pudgy fists. Fight them with your brain. Make more money, buy nice things, and get yourself a shallow, but attractive gold digging trophy wife. It's the only way you can compete or attempt to get even.
Being the toughest nerd will only bring you to the top of the bottom of the heap, man.
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