Remix To Ignition

I was listening to Trapped In The Closet through my MP3 player when I fell asleep on the couch with a slice of pepperoni pizza sitting on my chest.

Suddenly, I was walking into the kitchen, and I heard a noise in the cabinet! I opened the cabinet and there was a midget with cherry pie crust on his face! The next thing I knew I was putting the midgets individual midget limbs through a sausage grinder and R. Kelly was spreading it on Ritz crackers, talking about pissing on a Cabbage Patch doll because he had to keep a low profile.

Then I woke up, smashed my MP3 player, and took a shower.