Now I Know Better

I reached an interesting conclusion today. If you ever tie your lover to the bed, you should warn them before you decide to deficate on their face and/or chest. Also, I've heard that in extreme situations, people can perform acts of superhuman strength and will. I became a witness to such a miracle, when my Wife ripped the headboard from the frame, and tore her hands free, as she chased me out the door. I ran down the street naked in broad daylight, with my beautiful Wife chasing behind me with a knife in her hand...and a turd hanging from the corner of her mouth.