Montana

:::A large man stands on a ranch in Montana:::



Man: What the hell are you weirdos doing out here?! We’re trying to do some militia work out here, so you better just hit the road.



Reporter: What is “militia work” exactly?



Man: Well, it consists mainly of preparing for the destruction of the American government, and of course, jews and blackies trying to overtake the white race.



Reporter: You believe that the African-American and Jewish communities would be behind the fall of our society? How so?



Man: Well, uh... the negras dominate professional sports and jews control our banks and media, so they have a large amount of funds to use toward the decimation of the white race. Plus, the blacks are already skilled in urban guerilla warfare and they’ve learned to survive on a diet of Kool-Aid and Cheesey Doodles.



Reporter: I see. So, you’re an idiot?



Man: Well, only if you believe the findings of three accredited mental institutions. Uh... which I do not. Oh shit!



:::The rifle slips from his shoulder, hits the ground, and blows off his head:::