Monday, September 6, 2004

Father McFeely

I'm leaving the Priesthood, today. I found out that sex with men and young boys is considered "sinful". Well, I think someone should have said something to me before I demonstrated my patented "Alabama Crab Dangle" for the pope on his visit to the parrish. I packed my suitcase of lubricants and boyscout's addresses, and I tell you all...I regret nothing.

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