Random Thoughts 06-02-06

In a cavalier and unpuncuated moment of thought today, I asked myself the question: What is the most unpleasurable household product that I use on a daily basis? The answer came to me before I had finished the question.

Listerine.

The fact that I gargle something every morning and evening that brings tears to my eyes should show you how dedicated I am to fresh breath, people. I do it for you.

If we should ever meet in person I would appreciate a courteous handshake... and a small compliment on the minty freshness emanating from my pie hole.

Thank you.

Tags: opinion personal listerine blogging