Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Ann Coulter sucks


I'm sure you already knew that Ann Coulter was an anorexic right-wing pre-op transgender. But recently Coulter decided to make disrespectful remarks about 9/11 widows simply to generate attention for her new book, displaying her ugly unshaved scrotum of hatred to the world (figuratively, of course). I tried to read one of her books once (Treason), and it was unbearable. Her book made Tucker Carlson's seem like Mark Twain by comparison. I doubt this new one will be any better.

So, Ann Coulter, you should celebrate your latest media blitz by eating an entire M&M. Peel the candy shell off first though! That's where the calories are, you know.

Also, do something about your adam's apple.

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