This past week I was working with Gene again. He told me a story that just was too funny to keep to myself. I know I've told it to Leroy Zombie already, but I still want to post it on the blog, so that it can stand by itself and never be forgotten.
In the career field of land surveying you come across people from all walks of life. Some are college graduates, while others are former construction workers, and some after that are just from outer space.
Putting a group of guys together to work out of a truck 10+ hours a day, 4-5 days a week, is a good way to get people to talk to each other and learn a little bit about one another. In this case, Gene had learned that the fellow he was working with, we'll call him "D", had been to prison for quite some time. In fact, he had been in prison so long that while he was inside, he had been sexually active with members of the same sex. To be completely specific ~and to not be specific please skip the rest of this sentence~ he had allowed a man to perform oral sex on him, and he had sodomized a man while he was away from female contact. This isn't a news flash by any means, that men have some kind of sexual contact with each other in prison, but the next part of this story was a news flash to Gene.
After learning this information about his fellow crew member, Gene was sent out-of-town to do a job with "D" and another man named Joey. The three of them were working together and joking around on a job, when Gene learned what kind of long lasting effects prison can have on a man.
"D", the former prisoner was standing near the back of the work truck while Gene was sitting on the curb only a few feet away and to the side of "D". At the same time, Joey was making a joke. He had turned away form Gene and "D" and was doing a little silly dance, shaking his ass from side to side. At that same moment, Gene said he noticed "D"s pants bulge and rise in the front, as his dick started to get hard. Gene jumped up from his crotch-level seating and took a few steps back. It would seem that "D"s prison activities had left a lasting mark and Gene was taken aback by the inflation in "D"s jeans. I suppose anyoenwould unless they had been in lock-up for a few years,
A few minutes later he informed Joey of what he saw. And this scared the hell of the guy because he was sharing a hotel room... with "D".
"I'm not fuckin' sharing a room with that motherfucker!" he said with the fear of God and a possible prison-style rape, in his mind. Alabama guys are not known for their social tolerance and acceptance of alternative lifestyles. I would think in this case, however, it would seem to be more of an animalistic hunger to ravage another beings purity with a savage and ugly insertion than an actual lifestyle.
"Well, I don't know what to tell ya. I'm in a room with Michael and I'm not changing rooms," Gene was basically saying that since he was lucky enough to have a roommate without "rough edges" that this was not his problem, and that he wasn't about to allow it to become one.
As far as anyone knows, Joey made it through the week unharmed and untainted. If "D" did give him any kind of a work-out he decided to keep it a secret locked in his mind, only to be revisited when he would try to dance again, and wonder how many penises in the club had suddenly been effected by the shake of his hips.
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