Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Fake Grape

I hate grape soda. I hate orange soda too. While I'm at it let me also add that I despise watermelon jolly ranchers and banana Runts. I have a genuine dislike and in some instances, an unabashed hatred for these faux flavors.

Grape soda in no way, shape or form, replicates the flavor of grapes - red, green, or I suppose in this case, purple.

Orange soda - who would want orange juice in a carbonated beverage to start with? No.

Watermelon. Watermelon tastes mostly like water anyway.

Banana flavored candy should just be called 'yellow flavored' because I imagine that's what yellow must taste like since bananas sure as Hell don't.

I'm done ranting.

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