This is my '92 Ford Explorer, and it is not my friend. If it was my friend it wouldn't be trying to eat my bank account. Today's ailment: a leaking and useless master cylinder and booster. Cost to me: $320-$420.
But that's OK because I've decided to take care of Fred (my Explorer's name) once and for all. (Loads shotgun and kneels behind hay bale) Heeeeerrree, Fred! Come here, boy. (Kerplooom)
Take that, Fred... you punk ass bitch!
Now that I'm done with Fred, I think I'll take a look at something in a Yugo.
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