Does Welfare exist in Heaven?

I sometimes ponder unusual subjects. I come across odd little quandries when I let my mind wander with purpose. This time I was thinking about the iconography of the will of God, specifically the tools of God.

To be truly honest though, I was thinking more about my future in the afterlife. I mean, does Heaven have a class system? You wouldn't think so from reading the Bible. Which I would prefer to side with than to believe what is broadcast out of the glowing box in my living room.

Of course, there has to be some kind of dirty work to be done by someone, and what I'm saying is simply, I don't want that job. I want a "cake job", a desk job.


I would rather be Jonathan Smith from Highway to Heaven than Mr. Meiks from Frailty.

And I bet the pay is better, too.

Caution: Geniuses at Work

Cops Nab Men Who Claim To Find Treasure

I saw this story and couldn't believe how fuckin' stupid people could be. Well, I could see how, but sometimes I just don't want to see it so blatantly displayed.

Bitch, please

SilverSurfer9090: The Mind of Norrin Radd is no longer. And neither is Norrin Radd. In their place stands Bitch, please and Rene Merced Jr.

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I've been thinking lately about the future of this blog. I've been thinking that in the long run, I don't want to be "Norrin Radd" or the "Silver Surfer". If I want to continue to be myself, that's exactly what I should do. Be myself, and not some moniker or personality.

I haven't decided if I should shut down or vacate this blog and start another one, like Zombie Blogger here, or if I should just reconstruct the current one to fit me, Rene Merced, more.

What do you think? I'm not sure which is the better idea, but I'm certain that I'm going to pursue one or the other in the near future.

The End of Days is UPON US!

Disclaimer: The following post is tasteless, stupid, and terribly not funny. If you feel offended in any way from the following post, then go get on the pot, give me seven Hail Mary's, and you and God can call it even. Yes. I know I'm going to hell. No. I don't care who I take down with me.

Judging from the above picture, I believe that our new Pope, Benedict XVI, is in fact the anti-Christ. I mean, look at him. The seedy little mustache and goatee... the devilish horns... a swastika left over from his youth seared into the flesh of his forehead...

The dude is evil, and the dude is going to kill us all. I mean, honestly. Did we really need another anti-birth control, anti-gay marriage, anti-stem cell research Nazi in one of the most influential offices in the entire world?

Seriously, look at this guy. He's evil, through and through, and he means to kill us all and deliver our souls to Hell. He's going to rip the babies from Mother's arms and eat their flesh while giving off this sinister laugh that echoes through the pits of the Hell for the rest of eternity.

I suggest you all write your Congressmen to try and convince them to get rid of this asshole before he gets rid of the human race. No good can come from this man, none at all.

Join me in my fight to save the world, and humanity to boot!

-LZ



PS - If you took a single word of this seriously, just remember: Jesus may love you, but I think you're a cunt.

Thank you.

UKD 04/23/05

The Comic Strip "Ugly Kids Daycare" by Norrin Radd










04/23/05