Tuesday, July 19, 2005

What if wrestlers were... doctors?


I would trust my wife's cooch with Hawk and Animal, The Road Warrirors, because they always got the job done and were the only tag team to hold the tag team championship belts in every major promotion. And it's obvious by the serious looks on their faces, that they would kick any vaginal intruder into the next stratosphere.

"So, you think you're tough, huh, yeast infection?! Can you handle the Doomsday Device, our deadly finishing move, or this topical cream?! I didn't think so, punk!"

I do wonder, however, if it would be offsetting for any of the female patients if Hawk continued to use his catchphrase,"Uuuuuugh Whaaat Aaa Rush!"? Hmm, Who knows?

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