Armand: The Return

Amadeo Returns to AOL After Less Than a Week


Armand Amadeo xX: drew barrymore is hideous fat freak

She sure is, Armand. You physically fit butterfly. Keep your eyes peeled for the "illustrious" Armand Amadeo xX a.k.a. Xx Amadeo xXX, Xxxx Marius xxxX, etc. Because when you meet him, you'll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you met a "golden god".

me?

jackson

Who is this guy over here? It's Michael Jackson. Not as the white woman we know today, but as the black man he should've become. Interesting, and creepy. Fascinating, and horrifying.
This is childhood photo of Michael Jackson, aged by experts to show what he should look like at age 44.



the beginning

of the end for michael jackson

and his weird ass devil head

are sadly mistaken
Instead, this is what Michael Jackson has chosen to become.

Dr. Love

Cops Nab Fake Gynecologist Dallas fraud offered free breast exams, enemas, pap smears




SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Thomas Remo. The 50-year-old Texas sleazeball is facing felony charges for posing as a doctor and offering unsuspecting patients free gynecological services. After busting Remo in an undercover sting, investigators are now trying to identify Dallas women who may have been victimized by Remo, who advertised his services--which included pap smears and "vaginal irrigation"--in a weekly newspaper. Remo ran his scam, remarkably, from an office at a self-storage facility, where he greeted one female undercover agent wearing white pants and a "white medical scrub shirt," according to these creepy Dallas County Sheriff's Department reports . Remo completed the look by wearing a stethoscope around his neck. Remo, who is being held without bond in a Dallas lockup, faces a maximum of ten years in prison if convicted of the medical charade.



source:www.thesmokinggun.com



I always knew someone would steal my dreams if I didn't pursue them. Damn you, Remo!

Taking a Dump...Home?

Teacher Sends Boy Home With Feces in Bag
"Aww, that bitch! I got shit on my Ninja Turtle!"



DALLAS (Sept. 24) - A teacher is on paid administrative leave after sending a first-grader home with feces in his backpack because the boy soiled the classroom floor.

The teacher apparently was frustrated with the 6-year-old student's actions so she wrapped up the waste and sent it home with the boy Tuesday along with a note, Dallas school district spokesman Donald Claxton said.

Claxton declined to identify the teacher at Gabe P. Allen Elementary School.

"It generally appears the teacher was trying to help raise awareness with the family," Claxton said. "It's just an unfortunate incident. Unfortunately, she took this course of action."

Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless

"Yeah, I got a few places around town. My summer house in Maui, the condo in France. I just come down here to stay in touch with the common man, ya know? But seriously, I'll suck your dick for that sandwich.

Dammit Man!

Got Milk? 



I shouldn't mix antifreeze with my booze!